Ok...I'm not decieving anyone here. It really did happen. It happened several weeks ago actually. On the fourth night of being in college. Some of you know that I am a very prudish person and conservative and reserved in my thoughts, so I kept it to myself.
This blog is inspired by Jared. I have no idea why, but seeing that he puts his sex life there I decided to put mines out there or lack thereof.
But, um...Here's the thing it really sucked! Well, I sucked. But I hate giving blow jobs. I'll never do it again. The guy said I was doing a great job. But was I really? I was falling asleep...literally! After about 5 minutes I asked, "why haven't you cummed" In which he replied, "It takes a while." I said, "It does? I thought it only took like 2 or 3 minutes."
He looked at me and laughed and which I retorted "Can you masturbate this is tiring."
Hmm the joys of blow jobs.
Im going to have an incredibly boring sex life.
Thursday, February 22, 2007
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oh my goodness, lol... I can't stop laughing!
Ok, let me calm down.
While I am not the greatest in dick licking, I can please... for me, sex is 50% physical and 50% mental.
If you are bored with it, physically u will be to. Attraction is so unpredictable. When u want to suck it, u will!
Agreed. You have to want to do it to do it well. It also helps if the dick in question belongs to someone you like.
Excuse me sir...were you trying to throw shade underneath the radar? lol. it did get a little shady.
Um...
you wait until you find someone who you really like...
you don't do it just to do it...
Trust me this feeling won't last. Once you connect with someone at a diffrent level this will change.
Hopes you used condoms,he should
have done u at the same time
falling asleep while doing this
aint good
I agree with most others here. When you find someone that you really like, you will WANT to do it! And you will do it well!
That was hilarious....
I think when it becomes more than just making someone cum, and more about pleasing ur partner, the experience will be stimulating for both. We really only try to real please the people we care about...so in short, I agree with the other comments. Love ur blog....
Don't feel bad about that. I've been in that position several times. It takes awhile to get used to having some dick shoved in your mouth even if you like the person. I'm not a big fan of it either. :-\
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