Me in College

Ok, here’s my update on college! Yippy! I arrived on campus at 3PM. I asked a girl to show me to my place and she agreed to. The trucks were ridding the campus of the snow and so the girl said to me “Since the paths are being cleaned up right now, we’ll have to go through the icy grass. Be careful you might slip and there’s dirt inside the snow.” I looked at her and was like “Honey, I’m a queen. I don’t walk through snow.” Ok, I’m lying. I didn’t say that. I asked if we could just wait. I guess she was impatient because she then said “ok let’s just take my car.”

When I arrived to my apartment what I found was a complete mess! I kid you not. The living room was filthy, the kitchen was ugh, and the dining area a mess. The apartment definitely needed a touch of gay. I was more than happy to touch it. I entered my room and found that it was too bland. There were no colors in it. It just looked like blah. We can’t paint the rooms, so.

My suitemates are Jamaican or Haitian. I can’t tell which one they are. I mean, they speak a different type of English. They're cool.

Story time! A girl saw me and greeted me and she saw my rainbow chain and she was all like “oh that’s so cute and retro.” I looked at her and asked “where you from?” and she says “ Syracuse .” I thought in my mind oh hell. I was like “well girl you is fierce” She says, “I am? Thanks…What does that mean and oh my God I love your chain. I need to get one.” I said, “oh that’s cool. I wear it because it symbolizes my pride.” She goes, “Pride? Wait a minute…You are not…gay?” Gosh…I can go on.

College is freaking expensive! Goodness. My suitemate has to pay $800 in books. I spent $30 in two days just on food. Goodness gracious Lord almighty.