I called her a cunt, so what?

I got in trouble for saying cunt...

Ok, so ever since I came to college my token word has been "cunt". To me, if you're a straight female or gay man who acts effeminate you're automatically a cunt. Sorry.

Some girl and I, who thinks I'm her friend, were joking in the hallway and she was playfully touching me flirtatiously. I said playfully, “stop it you cunt!” The hallway froze. I kid you not.
This was a scene out of a motion picture. Let me script it out for ya:

The students moved slower. You can hear the drop of a pen. My face begun to sweat. Everything was moving slow…except for a professor who looks like Freddy Krueger. She’s sagging. Anyways…she rushed passed all the students and said,

“You, what’s your name?”

“Queer Kid—I mean Steven.”

“I want to see you in my classroom now!”

I couldn’t hear the ‘now’ because her breath was kicking! You can see the yellow dripping toxic from her mouth…Okay, it wasn’t that bad. I can’t front though. She was very pretty. She reminded me of my former boss Jessica; long legged, Caucasian woman who had a flare for great shoes. Only Jessica’s breath smelled good and she always smelled like a fresh spray of Sarah Jessica Parker’s “Lovely” perfume.

Moving along…

Three minutes later…faces of disgust from students…and chuckles from a white girl who reeked of sexual frustration, I found myself inside of the teacher’s classroom.

“Did I hear you say the word cunt?”

Isn’t why I’m in here?

“No, I said blunt.”

She looked at me heavily.

“Okay, I said cunt.”

“I can have you removed.”

But she didn’t.

The End.