Today the oddest thing happened to me. A very classy and professional looking older Caucasian man was sat beside me on the train stroking his wooden penis while rubbing his leg up against me. As much as I moved away from him, his legs always managed to follow. I knew something was up with this guy because when I came in he immediately stood up from his seat and stood up in front of me where I and EVERYONE who was paying attention can clearly see he was rubbing his penis. He then sat by me. I don’t know whether to be flattered or disgusted.
In other news…
One of my friends is now ENGAGED. And he’s clearly a very GAY man. I’m telling you. This guy may be masculine but he’s gayier than me. Sad, so sad.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
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I'da caused a scene on that train..people would be talking about the alarm i rang for YEARS!
WOW...train foolishness is running rampant these days.
yeah, I just heard about some guy being married to a woman....funny how last summer he was tryna holla at me!! *shakes head in concern* mess abounds throughout humanity.
I don't seem to see the necessity to bring up race in this issue. I've seen black and white men do this very thing on the trains many times. Had he been black, would you have treated the offense any different?
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