7 things you dont know about Jared

7 things you dont know about Jared! Eat it up bitches. This boy is raw! And I'm loving it.

I prefer small penises to big ones (not a size queen) [there's hope for me!]

I own a pair of 1983 Special Edition crocodile skin Adidas worn by Rev. Run of Run DMC

I can make a MEAN crème brulee [i love a man that can cook]

I am allergic to grapes, strawberries, cherries, and plums

I have dual-citizenship in the United States and the United Kingdom (All Hail the Queen)

I own stock in PUMA

I sing back-up for a local singer named Nikki Merton

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